Perrinor - Thong Paradise

Owner and craftsman is a dwarf named Judd Hirsch.

Wind Singer

A +1 shortbow with intricate scrollwork, leaves, and acorns carved into it. Very noisy design. Judd claims it was made using secret elvish techniques learned in Duin. 550gp.

Battlement bow

400gp

Shortbows

30gp, pretty nicely made.

Special arrows

Safety Arrows™

Deal normal shortbow damage, but heal 3d8
25gp each

Juicy Shafts

Cast Zone of Truth on impact at DC 14
25gp each

Cupid’s Little Pricks

When hit, must make a DC 14 wisdom save
On a failure, the target is strangely attracted to the shooter for 1 minute
Do with that what you will, it’s roleplay baby!
Advantage or disadvantage on charisma checks depending on factors
10gp each

Baby’s First Projectile™

Short arrows that deal -1 damage
When they hit, a random effect happens (roll a d12):
1. Confetti sprays out
2. Free milk!
3. Flowers sprout from the wound
4. There’s a duck there
5. The target speaks in a baby voice for 1 minute
6. Uh-oh! Potty time!
7. The target must speak in animal noises for 1 minute
8. puppets
9. Motorin’! You have a crawl speed equal to 10ft more than your walk speed for 1 minute
10. Nap time! When hit, must make a DC 14 constitution save. On a failure, the target’s speed is halved until the start of your next turn
11. It’s playtime! The target is affected by the reduce spell until the start of your next turn.
12. A repetitive children’s song plays, dealing an additional 1d8 psychic damage
15gp each

Thong Paradise