Perrinor

Session 61: The Party Purchases Party Provisions Prior to Parting (September 19, 2024)

• We zoom back in to the van
  • Arcane garbage flies around with every bump
  • Battery runs dutifully and ceaselessly, drinking from a hamster water bottle occasionally
• Opal hands Harold a blood transfusion, he’s AB so he can accept any blood
  • He heals 1
• Don is excited about the coming quest
  • Opal needs to choose her words wisely to not make it seem immoral
• Our seats rotate, and Opal shows us a hologram of a train
  • “This is the choo choo. It’s a new invention by the Random Empire Whose Name I Haven’t Come Up With Yet”
  • Designed to transport goods from city to city
  • Well armored physically and magically
  • Hull can’t be targeted by spells, you can’t teleport inside of it, and when it’s fully sealed, there’s no way to get in
  • It will do a transport run in 3 days time
• Reptar wants to know if there’s ice cream inside
  • He’s still pretty fixated on that
• We need to get inside the choo choo
  • If we cast a spell inside, it will affect the whole thing
• The choo choo is just an engine pulling cars behind it
• We need to steal the choo choo before it’s fully sealed and walk out the door with it
  • It will obviously be difficult to lift
• Opal takes out a scroll
• We need to break into the facility where the choo choo is stored and use the scroll from within the choo choo
• Harold can tell it’s a scroll of Enlarge/Reduce
  • But more powerful
  • A scroll of Extreme Enlarge/Reduce
    • Normal spell times 4
  • It’s written in crayon
    • Harold can see a similar crayon hanging out of Wet Sock’s pocket
• The choo choo weighs 400,000 lbs
  • Reducing the weight by 1/8 four times results in around 100 pounds
• Don asks if we should be inside the train after it’s cast
  • We need to get out quick or be crushed
  • There’s a delay (18 seconds exactly)
• Opal starts drawing a map using the crayon in Wet Sock’s pocket
  • It’s a large square lot surrounded by barbed wire
  • Guards are posted at the entrance inside
  • Two large hanger-like buildings, with the choo choo in one
• Opal totally did her research, she’s the best of the best
• Reptar suggests incapacitating the guards
  • And also potentially create a distraction
• We need to do this before tomorrow afternoon
• We’re at the supply shop
  • The van flips onto its side as it tries to park
• Battery says he’s injured
  • Asks for something from the store to help him
  • Says he’s from another universe called Perrinor
  • Sounds boring
• Fantasy Five Below
• We go inside
  • Absolutely filled with children
• Reptar gets some daisy dukes since he’s not wearing pants
• Don has 10gp for supplies
• We go shopping
  • 3 shovels (5sp)
  • 1 scissors (5sp)
  • 1 box of sparklers (5sp)
  • 1 bag of chocolate gold coins (5sp)
  • 2 wind up toy teeth (5sp)
  • 4 party glasses (5sp)
  • 1 mop and bucket (stolen)
    • From a janitor as he was trying to clean up after all the children’s fluids
    • Harold turned invisible and took them with Bardic Inspiration from Opal and guidance from Reptar
  • Urinal cakes (stolen from the janitor’s closet)
  • 1 dinosaur head claw arm (5sp)
  • Primary color paint kit, including yellow (5sp)
  • Jacks and bouncy ball (5sp)
  • A towel (5sp)
  • 3 remaining indeterminate items
• The kids are leaking fluids
• Harold sees Nancy’s 7 kids and runs out
• The cashier gives us a look as we check out and eyes Reptar’s ass
• The van has somehow righted itself when we go outside
  • Wet Sock is in the same position as he was a moment earlier
  • The back door is still hanging open

TO BE CONTINUED…